Disco Stick - Loose Holographic Penis Glitter

One of the greatest challenges that face us in these troubled times, and especially as we advance in age is our tendency to fall asleep at all those sweet parties we definitely get invited to (why won’t you call me back, Susan? What did I do?) This often results in a realistic if temporary tattoo of the Purple Helmeted Yogurt Slinger, the Chief of Staff and his Rear Admirals, and the Vulcanized Whoopie Stick on your sleeping visage. We’ve decided that the best solution is to adorn yourself with Beef Bazookas ahead of time. After all, it’s not funny if you’ve already gotten there first.

Use this packet of individual gems to add to your face or body. With around 69 individual gems, you can apply a couple now and save the rest for later or use all 69 at once. 

APPLY by dabbing a littler glitter glue or eyelash glue to area you want to stick the loose glitter on, then apply!